“The plays should have the half-life of plutonium.”

“you're only yourself when no ones watching!”

“This explains why I've been making Recession Tea- letting a teabag steep for half the time it should so I can use it again for a second cup later.”

“Some people describe their cats as curious or playful or affectionate. Mine is best described as dormant.”

“See, don't just look. Your partner is so much more than their appearance. It's how kind their heart is, how lovely they smile, how much they care and have compassion, how generous and giving they are which becomes much more attractive.”

“The scent of him was subtle, beautifully fresh, and she couldn’t think clearly. No man had ever brought out these intense feelings in her. Chris Augustine was dangerous and she could get lost in his arms.”

“Armani froze to the spot, unable to move. Her breath tightened in her lungs, shivers of awareness ran down her spine, the sudden energy zipping through her body announcing the shimmer of recognition.”