“No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.”
“About, not to. Prepositions had been invented for a reason.”
“He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to Lawrence Davenport about Lawrence Davenport.”
“God created the heavens, while the devil created doubt. Here is a short list of Lucifer's other notable inventions: matches, the lighter, the flamethrower, and George Burns.”
“God invented space so that not everything had to happen in Princeton.”
“God is a woman, I thought. No doubt about it.”