“Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.”
“You what?" Dale yelped, looking like I'd handed him something dead. "You ain't writing during summer vacation, are you? I'm pretty sure that's against the rules.”
“If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the vacation.”
“As you can see, when I write, I like to look like I’m recovering from tuberculosis.”
“Is it that people need a vacation from their problems, or is it actually they need a vacation from other people.”
“since I’m still healing from my gunshot wound. That I wear like a badge of honor. My baby gave me this injury. ‘Cause she loves me.”