“Please feel free to take this personally.”
“A book is a vacation for the mind. My books will take you inside my mind, so feel free to make yourself at home. Do as you please, but please don’t put your feet up on my hippocampus.”
“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”
“Is that why you hate me?" I ask. "Partly," She admits. "Jealousy is certainly involved. I also think you're a little hard to swallow. With your tacky romantic drama and your defender-of-the-helpless act. Only it isn't an act, which makes you more unbearable. Please feel free to take this personally.”
“And the person who loves wholeheartedly feels free.”
“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”