“Why am I hopping around like some trained dog trying to please people I hate?”
“For am I now trying to win the favor of people, or God? Or am I striving to please people?”
“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some people I don’t like. Mostly the people I don’t like are lawyers, lobbyists, and politicians.”
“Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot".”
“Point is, maybe some people wouldn't want to be around me all day, but there are people out there who would. And they're smart and funny. And they like some of the same things I like and hate some of the things I hate, but they also introduce me to all kinds of new things. That's as close to 'meant to be' as I can imagine.”
“And that is why I hate dogs."" . . . woof."--Sebastian and Ceiel”