“God is great and God is good," Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?”
“God sends people into our lives just when we need them, to say the right word, His word, just when we need it.”
“We still name our military helicopter gunships after victims of genocide. Nobody bats an eyelash about that: Blackhawk. Apache. And Comanche. If the Luftwaffe named its military helicopters Jew and Gypsy, I suppose people would notice.”
“You can choose to say, "Good Morning God" or "Good God, morning!”
“Where was your all-loving god when he was really needed?”
“You can find God, make as much money as God or be as good-looking as God, and you'll still need to figure out a way to pack the emotional baggage you were handed when you were a kid.”