“I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself: "Oh My God Oh My God.”
“Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone.”
“I have received my all from God. Oh that I could return my all to God”
“FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.”
“Mom, I have to tell you something,”...... “Oh my God, you’re pregnant.”
“This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!”