“It’s adult swim time and I’m diving in here at the shallow end.”

“The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.”

“you cant live your life swimming in the shallow of the pool.”

“Yes, here I am returning, the woman who bore herself to the bottom and back. Who wanted to swim like dolphins, leaping waves and diving. Who wanted only to belong to herself.”

“Perhaps I am meant to swim in deep waters.... better deep than shallow!”

“There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slut for life. The cynic in me would call it a bad habit, but that’d make me a whore in denial and if there’s one thing I am, it’s an honest bitch. Then again, you don’t get famous for being daddy’s little angel, but you can easily fall into the Infamy Bracket by preaching a made-up Bible quote now and again. They say I’m shallow, but I’ve made a living out off diving off the deep end.”