“The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal.”

“It´s a little song about abandonment, and it goes something like this....”

“Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence.”

“I said that additionally, since I was planning to nurse, it be best if you were off the breast before I came back to work. My boss just looked at me dreamily and said, 'That won't be for sixty years, at least.”

“On the metaphysical front, the burning of sage is unsucessful. House reeks of doom, and now sage too.”

“I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend.”

“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.”