“They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.”
“If you flip a coin 1000 times, eventually it's going to roll away someplace where you can't get it.”
“The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things losers don't want to do.”
“Having two non-functional parties is not a democracy, it's a losing coin flip.”
“A man who goes around with a prophecy-gun ought never to get discouraged: if he will keep up his heart and fire at everything he sees, he is bound to hit something by and by.”
“Divorce is a snakebite. One´s next thought should not be, Where am I going to find another snake?”