“Best FreindsThey know how stupid you look and still chose to be seen in public with you”

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. ”

“Look guys, you might want to think twice before doing this. I’m not an easy target. And I’ve seen CSI. I know how to get rid of the bodies and everything.”

“How do you know? How best to ensure his nervous breakdown?" I ask."Keep going," Christian says. "Just go on as if nothing has happened. We all hate that.”

“I think that must be a lot like how God has it--not to sound as if I think I'm anything like God, mind you. But the whole idea--sitting up there behind glass you can't be seen through. The person down below looks up and it's just a reflection of themselves, a mirror is what they see. But behind the glass, somebody who loves you more than anything is watching, and is hoping for the best for you, and cheering you on, and is loving you even when you are doing something you shouldn't be.”

“I don't know how to make people like me. Cinna, how do you make people like you?”

“When you look at a person's eyes or her smile, you can't tell how much she weighs.”