“This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off”
“It is disgusting -- Why must we have bodies?”
“Always know and remember that you are more than your physical body.”
“If you have a gun, unload it. (Mike)Why? (Nick)Because if you don’t, you’re going to shoot this asshole which will only piss him off more. (Mike)”
“Our hearts are the most sensitive organ and transcend emotions that cause our body to respond. Be very careful whose hands you place yours into.”
“The favorite game of temperamental people is Try to Guess Why I’m Ticked Off. (Contestant number one, Why do YOU think he’s pissed off? Why, I’m not sure, Bob, but I’m going to go with ‘Because I Left the Faucet Dripping.’ BEEP. I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. The correct answer is: ‘Because You Happen to Exist.’)”