“Troy sighed with frustration. "Let me get this straight. We're stuck in the story of Romeo and Juliet and we can't get home without a magic charm from Shakespeare's quill, which doesn't exist in this world. However, we might be able to get home when the story ends, but if Romeo and Juliet don't meet, then we don't have a story. More important, we don't have an ending."Friar Laurence tsk tsked. He placed his speckled hand on Troy's forehead. "Bless you, my son, but a fever has muddled your mind.”
“The problem is that when you change Romeo and Juliet’s story it ends up like that ridiculous Taylor Swift song. And that’s not what people love about Romeo and Juliet.”
“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”
“I'm fucked.We're fucked. Together. Like Romeo and Juliet, only we get to be in a sequel.”
“Jesus, woman!" he snapped. "When did we have to become Romeo and Juliet?”
“Troy, I have to find out what happened to my dad.""We know what happened to your dad. He got smoted. End of story.”