“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

“Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath.”

“I’ll spank your ass so damn hard there’ll be a permanent handprint right there.”She gave him a cheeky smile. “As long as you understand there’ll be a matching one on your face.”

“Give me a number between one and twenty.”Unable to see where this was going, she shrugged. “Eleven.”“You lose. Now strip off your clothes.”

“I've got a better idea. I'll stay here and you can sit on my face while I eat my way to your heart.”

“Know this, too: if you ever get an idea like that again, I'll know, baby, and I'll spank your ass so damn hard there'll be a permanent handprint right there.""She gave him a cheeky smile. "As long as you understand there'll be a matching one on your face.”

“If I want your opinion, I’ll kick it out of you, okay?”