“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”
“Let them know men did this.”
“Hello my name is Innigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies...”
“Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real 'Hello my name is Ever and I'll be your next stalker' kind of moment...”
“I like to read them and write them," I say shyly. Hello, my name is Sparrow and I am a nerd.”