“You have a transportation fetish.I have a Gideon fetish. It's been weeks.”

“If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.”

“She managed a smile. "You're kind of pushy, you know."He shrugged. "I have a fetish for damsels in distress.""Don't be sexist.""Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish," he said, and with a flourish, offered his arm again.”

“I have a fetish for damsels in distress.”“Don’t be sexist.”“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.”

“My poor clothes are going to wonder where they live. They have been transported back and forth to this place on numerous occasions.”

“If I have you for a day, I'll want you for a week. If I have you for a week, I'll want you for another week.”