“RAND scientists tried to tell their wives that the decision whether to buy or not to buy a washing machine was an 'optimization problem'.”
“Somewhere, in a distant land he barely knew the name of, people had stopped buying washing machines, and so his city had died.”
“Remember, buying something is not the problem. The problem comes when we believe, for that moment, that the object we’re buying is going to make us happy.”
“Some men might buy their wives stoves for their birthdays. But I’m not that sexist. I also got mine a lawnmower.”
“It's against my principles to buy a book I haven't read, it's like buying a dress you haven't tried on.”
“I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines.”