“And I, love, am a pathological liar.”
“I am conscious of a partly pathological hostility toward what is fashionable.”
“Truth is a well-known pathological liar. It invariably turns out to be Fiction wearing a fancy frock. Self-proclaimed Fiction, on the other hand, is entirely honest. You can tell this, because it comes right out and says, "I'm a Liar," right there on the dust jacket.”
“I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.”
“I am a woman who slept with my father the Pope.They say I did, at least, and so does he.And who am I to make of the Pope a liar,And who is he to make a liar of me?”
“As a child I was an inveterate liar. As opposed to now, I am a Novelist.”