“The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed.”
“the automatic, fixed-action patterns of these animals work very well the great majority of the time. For example, because only healthy, normal turkey chicks make the peculiar sound of baby turkeys, it makes sense for mother turkeys to respond maternally to that single “cheep-cheep” noise.”
“Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.”
“Dan watched in awe. "I didn't know you talk Turkey.""I speak Turkish.”
“I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey?" Miss Trixie snarled”
“Turkey's true master is the peasant.”