“The trouble about jumping was that if you didn't pick the right number of storeys, you might still be alive when you hit bottom.”
“He'd just called Shawn a bottom, though, and Shawn looked pissed. Call Remy a bottom and he would jump you and let you screw his brains out. Call Thiago a bottom and he would look at you for five minutes, shrug, and the go about his business. Call Nikolaus a bottom and he might cry. Call Brandt a bottom and you might get a blowjob, you might just get blown up. But call Shawn a bottom?Carl supposed he was about to find out what happened when you called Shawn a bottom.”
“Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom.”
“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick. ”
“When you decide to hit rock bottom, humiliation is part of the deal.”
“Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel.”