“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
“If somebody doesn't like you, there's nothing you can do to make that person like you.”
“Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.”
“It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want, then life begins to ram her fish and chips down your gullet until you puke, and then the puke down your gullet until you puke the puke, and then the puked puke until you begin to like it.”
“Friends, there is nothing like your own family to make you appreciate strangers!”
“The stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking didn't make her skinny, it made her cry.”