“I'm not trying to be weird, I swear! But if I'd had a choice between "weird" and "ordinary", I'd still have chosen weird anyway.”
“Jack's height comes from his mom. She has one of those weird "I'm taller than my husband" things going on. I find it weird anyway. Probably because I'm five foot two, and in order to marry someone shorter than me, I'd have to start searching the ranks of little people.”
“I'd rather be weird and know it than be a stupid ass.”
“I'd rather be a little weird than all boring.”
“I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable.”
“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”