“A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits...”

“Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.”

“Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins...”

“You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters...”

“Let's all stand for the separation of Church and hate...”

“We are all born to love people and use things. Unfortunately, we grow to love things and use people...”

“Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word "nuclear.”