“A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits...”
“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.”
“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. ”
“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”
“Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”