“Thank you for your news, Princess. It is none of it happy, but only a fool desires cheerful ignorance and I try not to be a fool. That is my heaviest burden.”
“Thanks a bunch, brother. Remind me to thank you with a fist in your fool face.”
“Most fools think they are only ignorant.”
“A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.”
“I have fooled life and life has fooled me. We are quits. I say good-bye. Think sometimes in the hour of happiness of your poor, comical fool who loved you truly and so well.”
“Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. The principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.”