“the road to Heaven is paved with bullshit and busy work.”
“The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.”
“I might have speculated on my chances of going to Heaven; but candidly I did not care. I could not have wept if I had tried. I had no wish to review the evils of my past. But the past did seem to have been a bit wasted. The road to Hell may be paved with good intentions: the road to Heaven is paved with lost opportunities.”
“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
“The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.”