“I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.”

“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.”

“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.”

“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.”

“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.”

“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.”

“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.”