“Your world and the cat's world are not the same.”
“All agreed that Quickset was the cleverest cat in the world. And, since Quickset had the same opinion, it was surely true.”
“It is common knowledge that 87% of the problems of the world are caused by cats. No cats, no problems."Hank the Cowdog”
“Mr. Nakata, this world is a terribly violent place. And nobody can escape the violence. Please keep that in mind. You can't be too cautious. The same holds true for cats and human beings.”
“Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world — the clock and the cat.”
“It is not worth the while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar.”