“Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been using it for years”

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”

“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”

“Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.”

“There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.”

“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”