“Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”

“There’s less here than meets the eye.”

“There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.”

“They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.”

“It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”

“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”