“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”

“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.”

“I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”