“I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”

“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”

“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“There’s less here than meets the eye.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”