“I'm as pure as the driven slush.”

“My heart is pure as the driven slush.”

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”

“They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”