“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”

“Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been using it for years”

“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”

“I'm as pure as the driven slush.”

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”