“My heart is pure as the driven slush.”

“I'm as pure as the driven slush.”

“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”

“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”