“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.”

“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”

“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”

“Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.”

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”