“There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.”
“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”
“Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”
“Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been using it for years”
“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”
“It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”