“Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”
“I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”
“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”
“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”
“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”
“I'm as pure as the driven slush.”