“They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.”

“It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them,would make my life as slick as a sonnet,but dull as ditch water:I hate to go to bed,I hate to get up and I hate to be alone...”

“Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”