“And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there's no question. This is serious.”
“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. ”
“Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.”
“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”
“He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin)”
“You want me to invite him to dinner.” “I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed. “You know,” he said, “most gay men don’t have mothers who are this enthusiastic about their love lives.” “That’s probably true,” she said. “You’re one of the lucky ones.”