“Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!”

“God, save me from your followers.”

“In their rooms, some guests read or made love, but most of them slept, blissfully unaware of the fact that their innkeepers were losing their minds.”

“Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler.”

“Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down.--Ray Bradbury”

“Calais took all of a fraction of a second—I've yet to learn how to gauge his speed—to appear beside me, taking the alarm clock and shutting it down. Then he worked on my bonds, leaving my gag for last because he wanted to sneak in a kiss. Which he did. Too bad I was too annoyed and cramped to respond, so I just made like a limp doll that made a face at him while he got all Romeo on me.”

“Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?”