“Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.”
“Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.”
“The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.”
“All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.”
“Books give not wisdom where none was before. But where some is, there reading makes it more.”
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”