“Bonus: I now knew what Erin meant by lickable abs.”

“Erin: We get to beat the shit outta guys in those big puffy suits!!! I’ve always wanted to really kick the crap outta some guy’s nuts. Now I can do it guilt-free! Me: You’re a sick girl. Erin: Guilty as charged. :)”

“How did you know??? I'm Erin. I know all. ;)”

“Erin you' re dangerous." "Iknow.”

“Erin was right. Apologies could come too late.”

“Ugh! Erin. You have a one-track mind."She smiled deviously. "I prefer to think of it as target-driven.”

“Erin and I spent four hours shopping for dresses and shoes Tuesday night. She was going all out in her intention to make Chaz regret any decision he'd made that didn't include worshipping at her feet.”