“Ground Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz?”

“I love you, Scout. For me, it was always you. Forever and always.”

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”

“The 'sitch'? Did you watch that Kim Possible movie again? You know it only makes you sad that you don't have a naked mole-rat of your very own.''One, I've been watching Buffy, not Kim Possible. And two, it is so not fair that Dad won't let me get a Rufus when he lets Angel keep that stupid turtle.”

“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you.""Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about what "keeping me" might entail. Probably chains. And whips. And maybe a dog collar.And now I was going to have to live with scary Fifty Shades Aunt Rachel pictures living in my head for all time.”

“He scowled at the world in general, and me in particular.”

“The whole thing made me a little wrist-slitty.”