“He scowled at the world in general, and me in particular.”

“It would be like The Rock versus Seth Green. Now, tell me who he is”

“The 'sitch'? Did you watch that Kim Possible movie again? You know it only makes you sad that you don't have a naked mole-rat of your very own.''One, I've been watching Buffy, not Kim Possible. And two, it is so not fair that Dad won't let me get a Rufus when he lets Angel keep that stupid turtle.”

“The whole thing made me a little wrist-slitty.”

“I love you, Scout. For me, it was always you. Forever and always.”

“Ground Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz?”

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”