“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate. ”
“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”
“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”
“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.”
“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.”