“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”
“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”
“You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.”
“MEG (to Dante, the vampire):“Vampires aren’t as cool as I expected them to be. In romance novels, vampires are all dark and broody and sexy. In real life, you talk an awful lot about stocks.”
“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”
“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”