“Either I've turned stupid, or life's turned hard.”

“You turned into a hero when I wasn't watching.”

“Mithros's spear, Kel!" he exclaimed. "When did you turn into a real girl?""You said she was a girl already," muttered one of his cousins..."But not a girl-girl, with a chest and all!" protested Owen...."I've been a girl for a while, Owen," Kel informed him."I never realized," her too outspoken friend replied. "It's not like you've got melons or anything, they're just noticeable.”

“He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.”

“Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane.”

“You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.""So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.”

“She would have kissed him, if she kissed stupid men.”