“I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp”
“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!”
“I have know a thousand scamps; but I never met one who considered himself so. Self-knowledge isn't so common.”
“I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked."Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically."She burns.”
“So let me get this straight---May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate?”
“Even if he doesn’t eat, he knows the cookies. I’ll bet his mother stuffed him full as a kid. (Tory)Not really. My mom wasn’t the Betty Crocker kind. (Acheron)(Not unless it involved napalm or plagues.)”