“There is no war where only one side is the bad guy.”
“Was there ever a war where only one side bled?”
“In war, good guys always become bad guys.”
“The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.”
“The good guys fight for freedom, justice and most words that don’t put food on the table. The bad fight to scrub those words from our speech. Only problem is, both sides claim to be good.”
“A movie is better than real life because in the movies only the bad guys die. Or you can pick the good movies where the bad guys die and only those. If you get tricked and a good person dies in the movie then you can rewrite it in your head so the good person lives and the part about death is superfluous.”