“What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.”

“Once a man began thinking with his body, intelligent decisions came few and far between.”

“Isn't that just like a man. 450-fucking-years-old and he's still thinking with his balls!”

“Claire "The Elysian Fields Guest House? Why didn't he just call it the Vestibule to Hell?"Dean "Because that would be bad for business?"From Summon the Keeper”

“He read disappointment at his response and wondered if she realized that she expected a certain amount of effusive sympathy from the people she told. Rejecting that sympathy made her feel strong, compensating for what she perceived as her weakness. He suspected that the disease was the first time she hadn't been able to make everything come out all right through the sheer determination that it would be.”

“What are you on, Samuel?"This was easier, he glanced down. "Laminate.”

“What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?”